Crime Shirt Embroidered Sweatshirt – I Fall Asleep to True Crime Documentaries

$31.95

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The Crime Shirt Embroidered Sweatshirt is a premium garment for anyone who falls asleep to true crime documentaries and murder shows every night.

There is a unique kind of comfort found in the soothing narration of a serial killer documentary, and this sweatshirt captures that ironic bedtime routine perfectly. Designed for the podcast listener who needs a little dark humor to unwind, this piece combines nostalgic retro aesthetics with the modern obsession of the crime junkie community. Whether you are settling in for a weekend binge or heading out for coffee, this high-quality top lets the world know exactly how you relax. Browse more embroidered sweatshirts in our collection to find your next favorite cozy staple.

Asleep to Documentaries Design Details

This original design is meticulously machine-embroidered on a premium black garment, ensuring the colors pop with high-contrast clarity. The center-piece features a retro 1990s box television set, where the screen is filled with a complex, multi-textured static effect using a mix of White (#FFFFFF) and Static Gray (#A9A9A9) threads. Playfully wrapping around the TV is the phrase “I fall asleep to true crime documentaries” in a fluid, retro cursive font. To complete the bedtime motif, a sleepy crescent moon in Moonlight Yellow (#FFD700) with Sleepy Blue (#87CEEB) accents hovers above the antenna. The embroidery measures a substantial 20cm x 18cm and utilizes 4 distinct thread colors for a professional, high-density finish.

Perfect Gift For

  • Birthday gift for the true crime addict who knows every case file by heart
  • Christmas present for a podcast listener who constantly recommends murder shows
  • Graduation gift for a criminology student with a dark sense of humor
  • Cozy treat for the documentary fan who loves the introvert aesthetic and staying in
  • Mother’s Day gift for the “Crime Junkie” mom who finds forensic files relaxing

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the inspiration behind this design?
This design celebrates the universally relatable “spooky cozy” habit of using terrifying true crime content as a white-noise machine for sleep. It’s a nod to the irony of finding peace in dark subject matter.

Can I personalize this sweatshirt?
Yes! We offer custom personalization. You can have a name, date, or short quote embroidered on the sleeve for an additional $5, making it a truly one-of-a-kind gift.

Is the embroidery itchy on the inside?
Not at all. We use a soft, high-quality stabilizer on the back of our embroidery to ensure that the design remains durable while staying comfortable against your skin all night long.

How it works

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Our production process is extremely simple with these 5 steps that anyone can easily do.
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1

Choose Color and
Size

Select your preferred color and size for the sweatshirt.

2

Customize
Embroidery

Decide the embroidery style and select the location (chest, sleeve, back, or neckline).

3

Place Order

Add the item to your cart and complete the secure checkout.

4

Approve Design

Review and approve the design proof sent via email.

5

Embroidery &
Shipping

Once approved, the design is embroidered and shipped to you.

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Estimated Delivery Time

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Standard delivery typically takes 3 - 5 business days after production.

International

Depending on the destination, please allow 10 - 20 business days.

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How do I order a custom dog sweatshirt from a photo?
Simply upload a clear, well-lit image of your pet during the checkout process. Our artists will use that image to create a highly detailed personalized dog portrait shirt from photo that captures their exact likeness.
Is an embroidered dog portrait better than a printed one?
Yes, choosing a custom embroidered dog face sweatshirt guarantees exceptional longevity. The high-quality threads will not peel, fade, or crack over time, making it a superior gift for dog lovers compared to standard ink prints.
Can I wash my personalized pet shirt in the machine?
Absolutely. Because we use durable commercial-grade threads for your custom dog sweatshirt, the stitching remains secure and vibrant wash after wash, ensuring your dog mom sweatshirt stays looking brand new.
How long does production take?
Our artisans typically complete your custom piece within 3-5 business days after you approve the design proof. Rush orders may be available — contact us for details.
What if I'm not satisfied with the design proof?
We offer free revisions on the design proof until you are 100% happy. Our artists will adjust colors, sizing, and details based on your feedback before any stitching begins.
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